This Blog causes Pain

Mirage visited this blog on Sunday. He had recently had his wisdom teeth out and the words on this page caused enough jaw movement to invoke injury due to his spontaneous laughing.

Believe it or not but I actually have quite a bit of material to write about Mirage. Some of it true some of it painful. I will let you decide...........

Hua!

Like moths to a smoldering incandescent lightbulb the ghosts of lanit are resurfacing. Hua can be found here. This is good news. Hua loves talking about himself and I shall indulge him.

xus

xus has piped up to say xus is in fact spelt xus and not Xus. Good to know he is reading. He is also playing Quake live with two broken wrists!

This is to handicap himself so the rest of the internet will keep playing.....

Obviously.

Dab18 Update

The continuing mystery of Dab18's whereabouts reached a new depth on Monday night. During a hastily organised dinner party convened by myself for the first lady of Lanit Lily; Dab18s publicist rang us to tell us that Dab18 would not be attending.

She then asked a few quick questions on Dab18 character and what we thought of him. Obviously we miss him and think he is wonderful.

I beseech people to post on Dabs facebook page and see if we summon him out for an in depth interview.

Retraction

In my haste to get this incredible resource up and running I may have spelt sooperman's name wrong in the poll.

It is not spelt soopeman. But I do think soopeman has a charming ring about it.

Sooperman is obviously looking forward to further infamy and raising his profile. Good to know someone is reading.

DAB18

Dab18 drifted away from the lanit inner sanctum somewhere near the end. A freshly developed taste for dancing and all of the pornography lanit had to offer meant he needed to further his studies in the world at large.

I have had the pleasure of seeing him a couple of times since then. He could have tried to score my wife at a dinner party and I might have seen him out on the town. He fell in love with Thailand.



Dab is now working towards a commercial pilots licence. He doesn't talk to any of us. Has us all blocked on MSN. Except for the mother of Sooperman's child......

You can stalk dab here.

A brief history

Back before real life kicked in. A group of game junkies put into practice a completely impractical business which was akin to a commune but with little sexual benefit. Sorry Dab.

This blog will let you know what happened to past lanit superstars.

Beware some of the content contained herein may be completely non-factual. It is hoped through the lack of facts we can scare out hermits who have dissapeared.